When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
(via cmykeya)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(via cmykeya)
